Paul Sutton @zleap@social.cleverlibre.org

@evelynefoerster These noisy dogs always hang out by my supermarket. They absolutely insist I bring seed with me. These are the rules I must oblige.

Tech News (CTV): James Webb telescope may have spotted theoretical 'dark stars' https://www.ctvnews.ca/sci-tech/james-webb-telescope-may-have-spotted-theoretical-dark-stars-1.6483042 #CTV #CTVBC #Tech #Science #TechNews

Aberystwyth promenade. #aberystwyth

My mind is so dirty because I haven’t been brainwashed in a while.

I know it’s a bold step but I’ve decided to make my sex tape public.

Tiny Mastodon Tip 🐘✨:

Please remember Fedi-Friends
that you are talking with the whole world here! 🌍​🌏​🌎​

If you talk about a topic that is only relevant to a specific location, do not forget to specify where it is to save your fellow Fedi-Friends from complete confusion ​❓

A few examples:

👍 The *US* Supreme Court
👍 The King *of England*
👍 I lost my cat *in New Zealand*
👍 Looking to hire in CA *USA*
👍 Looking for remote work *from Canada*
👍 I hate this beach *on Mars*
👍 Etc etc.

Alternatively, you can also use a Content Warning with the region you are referring to in the warning message.

Thank you citizens of the FediWorld! ​✨

#TinyMastodonTip #Mastodon #Fediverse

When your home burns, floods, or is destroyed in an extreme climate weather event, when someone in your family dies from heat waves, or when crops fail and people starve—come for these three people: Wael Sawan (Shell CEO), Darren Woods (Exxon CEO), and Patrick Pouyanne (TotalEnergies CEO). They knew what was coming and did it to you anyway. Sue them, shame them, heckle them, despise them. These are choices. They are to blame, not society.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/jul/16/big-oil-climate-pledges-extreme-heat-fossil-fuel

Well, on the bright side, Canada should have a surplus of charcoal going forward.

"I keep reading that film studios are cometmplating replacing writers and actors by using Artificial Intellegence to mimic their talents. Surely it would be easier and more efficient to replace executives, since they have no talent."
John Cleese

Can we please just create a “necessary cookies only” HTTP header so we don’t have to navigate a dialog every time we visit a site?

How to use Mastodon:

Step 1: Sign up.

Step 2: Do regular social media stuff.

Journalists: Only those with advanced degrees in computer science should even attempt to navigate Mastodon, the frustrations of its complexities will drive the average user to a state of hysteria.

End-to-End Encryption keeps us safe 🔒🔒✨

#RootForE2EE 🎉
#Encryption
#Privacy

the most 'UNIX-like' Linux, installed from floppies, was my first Linux in the 90s, and it either predisposed me towards BSD or i was drawn to it for the same reasons.

happy 30th, Slackware!

Scary shit, man. I’m shook.

Florida ocean temperatures peak to almost 100 degrees amid heatwave: "You really can't cool off"
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-ocean-temperatures-rise-to-the-90s-nearly-hitting-100/

What if Schrödinger's box had a third option

@Litzz11 @thepoliticalcat @Barbramon1

Biden taxed the untaxed, corporations who avoided responsibility to the society that created and feeds them, raising almost a trillion dollars. Those funds were directed to climate, the largest climate action in history, a good first step. 500 billion in heat pumps and other ways to reduce energy use and cost.

Roosevelt Truman and Eisenhower paid off the WW2 debt, and then built universities and the highway system.

We can do this.

#climate

if we weren't all constantly procrastinating, we could do shit like set up a recruitment agency for people with #ADHD. a lot of us have probably got the coding and design skills to pull that off. but i am 100% convinced that if we tried to coordinate such an effort... 😭