📺 History channel: "Vampire stories have been with us for centuries!"
Me: Neat!
📺 "Curiously, alien abduction stories are very similar to old stories of vampire attacks."
Ooh, that's an interesting point.
📺 "Could it be that this is because aliens NEED OUR BLOOD?"
Annnd it went off the deep end.
@polychrome I think both are sleep paralysis hallucinations
@micrackbiron @polychrome you tell yourself whatever you need to
@2ck @polychrome so you think they're real, in other words? I'm just skeptical
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@micrackbiron I don't. Just bein' silly. Having experienced a couple trippy and quite terrifying sleep paralysis episodes, I would guess the same as you. @polychrome
@2ck @polychrome ah, ok! hard to tell when people are kidding with this because I know some alien-obsessed folks