a computer is like a car. it's like a clown car. well, its actually rather like a normal car. a pretty good car - a decent car. except you're not allowed to drive it, you have to employ a professional chauffeur. there are 3 chauffeurs available:

1. professional clown who cannot drive
2. an amateur clown, who cannot drive
3. an elegant, graceful performer in an expensive-looking pierrot outfit. he cannot drive