a man in magician gloves threw fentanyl dust at me in the costco parking lot. i resisted the attack using my own dust cloud and parried the follow-up combo with the knife set i had just bought
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@soup_reviews you're not serious about the fentanyl thing, right? that's terrifying
@2ck not serious and dont worry i fought back with my own more powerful "fentanyl: the sequel"