i've seen the weather forecast.
where's the alt-weather forecast?
let's hear both sides! 
the weather forecast but it's a debate show between disagreeing meteorologists and they're fighting over where the clouds should be on the map and moving them around and shit
@thor There should be a government agent watching out of sight to make sure that there isn't misinformation in the forecast.
All the worlds a stage and we are merely players.
@AmpBenzScientist they're just having their theories peer reviewed