@colorfiend

Right, I mean, this money exists:

https://www.ed.gov/improving-ventilation-schools-colleges-and-universities-prevent-covid-19

And to the best of my knowledge almost no schools have used it, despite complaining about facilities maintenance money endlessly prior to the pandemic. I believe only about 10% of it has been spent as of the last update I saw, and almost none of that on facilities. It mostly went to personnel and tutoring costs.