Modern product name suffixes are weird! A PM decoder ring to help:
"Prime": really hoping the convenience means distracts you from the subsistence wages
"Plus"/"+": oh god, we're tired and we've been at this branding offsite for 3 days; make it stop!
"Pro": not advised for use in professional settings
"a"/"ti": last year's product, fixed
"X": too late for Prime, too early for Plus
[other roman neumerals]: not for the US market
"Studio": costs as much as a studio
Need to add a few:
[this year]: features hopelessly out of date
[next year]: buggy and broken
[version w/ decimal]: by the time you download and install this, a required update will be available
LT/LE: our real software is too exclusive for you so use this demo instead
[number 3 replacing an E in title]: we're just so exhausted. please send help
Deluxe: the worst/cheapest option
Free: update your antivirus first
