#Trump is arguing in his NY civil case that he surpassed #NetWorth minimum requirements on his loans because his "#brand" was worth so much.

In that vein, I'd like to make the following value announcements affecting my net worth:
My hopes and dreams: $363 million
My capacity for logic: $3.2 billion
My sense of humor: $1.7 billion
My integrity: $2.1 billion
My work ethic: $50

I expect all creditors to recognize my new net worth of $7.4 billion, thank you very much.