@pennypenguin oh my god, you literally picked the two worst options...
The bottom left is just straight up lingerie and the bear ones look like something a little girl would wear! Can you even imagine how freaking embarrassing it would be to have to wear those???
She laughed and said to tell you she might die from cuteness overload if I actually end up in the bear ones...
@waytoocutexox Does the internet get to see the winning choice in action? Because that factor could help you swing the vote from something purely embarrassing (like the bear) to something more flattering (though probably still very skimpy).
@LouisIngenthron oh my god, I hope not. That is not something I had even considered the possibility of.
Uhh and are you saying the internet would probably vote for a more embarrassing or skimpy pair? I honestly don't know which would be worse yet
@waytoocutexox If this is just to stay in private between you and your friend, I think you're doomed to the bear ones.
But if you open the vote to the internet and promise to share the results.... they'll probably vote for giving you a single strand of yarn to wear. (But, like, masculine yarn?)
@LouisIngenthron I mean, the bear ones almost sound preferable thinking of it that way? Even though I am struggling to picture myself even wearing those, that would be beyond embarrassing.
And she has already established that no male underwear is being considered, so even "masculine yarn" would be out