This is not satire.

The former president is trying to sell cardboard cards with cartoon drawings of himself for 99 dollars each. And if you buy 100 cards, you get a small slice of the suit he wore, when his mugshot was taken in prison.

There are 2,024 tiny slices of the suit, potentially raking in 20 million dollars. BUT to get the premium offer, you have to pay in bitcoin — you know… the currency the state cannot stop, if you are about to flee to Russia or North Korea to escape prison.

Wow.