I know it's very much frowned upon nowadays, but I've resolved to adopt a “helicopter #parenting” style with my children.
That's when one jumps on a helicopter and flies away as far as possible from their #kids, right?
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I always thought that helicopter parenting was when your kid screwed up, you take 'em up in a helicopter and tell them that if they screw up again, you'll push 'em out.
