I had a discussion with a friend today and now I'm curious: do you people cook for yourself? Does someone cook for you? Do you buy food? What do you typically cook?

I cook most of my food when I live alone and it's usually simple and healthy "meat+vegetables/pasta/rice" dishes, salads, eggs in all varieties and a sandwich here and there.

No poll attached, I'm interested mostly in long and unnecessarily sophisticated answers. Let the 65k character limit be useful.