@Mrfunkedude

So there’s this newlywed couple. And whenever either one wants to have sex, they’ll use their sweet little code to “do the laundry”.

One night, the husband wakes up and says “honey, let’s do the laundry”. She says, “sorry honey I’m a little tired” and rolls over.

Morning comes around, and she rolls over and wakes him up and says “I think I’m ready for a soapy spin” (nudge wink). Husband says, “ no worries, it was a small load, I did it by hand”.

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