Real talk, I'm bored at work with A LOT of spare time, so if you reply to this message with your profession, I'll make a D&D character sheet based on that
@Ophillous Internet customer service manager for a US based furniture manufacturer, importer, and wholeseller.
@Ophillous It's like you're reading my diary.
...You're not reading my diary, are you?
@Surasanji Hmm... I imagine you'd be a mastermind rogue with a multiclass into some form of cleric for dimension door type spells. You're a halfling, and your background is Sage! You have the War Caster feat, since you're good at keeping up concentration under duress!