Oh man. Well. Hey Qoto! I really am a bench scientist, but I'm also a chronic shitposter. Sorry about the local timeline! It'll be fine! Everyone needs quality shitposts. Some of the best scientists I know from the bird site are the best shitposters. 
@War_Kittens they're called pooptoots here (not my joke, apologies to whoever I stole that from)
@dannythomas @War_Kittens Well, that's the first time I've heard of pooptoots and I've been around for years.
Maybe not believe them. ;)
I've been calling it shitposting for, god, nearly 20 years, so it's kind of cemented that way in my brain. 
@War_Kittens @dannythomas
That's fine. ;)
So long the timeline isn't getting spammed beyond oblivion by shitposting, you're very welcome. ;)