i don't have special interests. i like a wide variety of things and i like them a normal amount
date: um ok. so anyways—
did you know that the function used to calculate mario's falling velocity in paper mario 64 is a quartic polynomial that eventually crosses the x-axis from negative to positive after a certain amount of time has passed, causing mario to reverse course and begin ascending upwards until the game resets his position
Did you know Acropyga epedana is an obligate mutualist with a species of mealy bug that lives in their nest? The queen carries a pregnant mealy bug in her mouth during the nuptial flight. Do you think that makes mating awkward? Who do you think feels most awkward about the whole situation?
Would you bring a pregnant sheep on your first date with someone? How would you react if they brought a pregnant sheep? What if you were the sheep? #ants
@futurebird @fraggle @sabrina Who told you about the sheep?
@ambulocetus everyone knows.