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They say Batman is a Superhero because he never fires a gun. But he puts poor people in jail and beats up the mentally ill. That's not a hero.
I say Columbo is more of a Superhero that Batman. He outsmarts rich ass-holes who think they are above the law and too smart to get caught, and not only does he not use a gun, he doesn't beat anybody up either.
@Erik @ambulocetus Corrective gay sex is the answer.
@Erik Yup, instead of buying a Bat-helicopter, he could have paid for a rec center for at risk youth.
Beating up criminals doesn’t solve crime. If Bruce Wayne paid his fair share of taxes, Batman had a lot less work.