santa claus is a pirate
- "ho ho ho" suspiciously close to "yo ho ho"
- has a crew (elves) large enough to sail a ship
- where does he get the materials to build all those toys? plunder
- wears a hat
- carries a cutlass and a flintlock pistol
- has a hideout in a remote location
- big beard
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santa claus is a pirate
Some counterpoints:
- No wooden leg
- No hooked hand
- No known buried treasure(s)
- No known parrot
- And most important of all, no eyepatch!
