Scrolling through your Mastodon timeline is such a wild ride.

-Post about astrophysicist that has made a scientific breakthrough.
-Post complaining about cars.
-Six nature photos in a row.
-Post officially declaring war on cars. Apparently Mastodon has amassed an anti-car army. I enlist.
-Picture of a cartoon dragon with the caption "Hornyposting time!". To my dismay, I am seeing it because it was boosted by the previously mentioned astrophysicist.

Nothing but twists and turns at every turn.