These reality TV stars masquerading as politicians with the exclusive goal of building a broadly-appealing and tantalizing brand for self-preservation that our citizens just gobble right up all the while the fucking crisis is at hand and the brand party is incentivized to abandon the idea of a universally safe and certain future for the earth’s most vulnerable. I refuse to believe we can’t figure this out but oh the exhausting road to get there just when will it equilibrate.