A recent conversation at an Denny's with some friends:

Waitor: "Sir, what can I get you?"

Me: "Do you have any babies, preferably grilled?"

Waitor: "What?"

Me: "You know, like veal, or baby shrimp, anything like that? Preferably something very young, the younger the better?"

Waitor: "Umm, I need to go ask."

Me: "Ya know what, never mind, let me just get some scrambled eggs, I think that's my safest bet!"