Snooty is half the reason anyone visits french culture in the first place! If you dont want snooty just go to mcdonalds and order some french fries :)
You can get poutine at a few places in philadelphia by the way... though it is usually lacking IMO. The cheese curd isnt even always proper curd. That said I do love good cheese curd in any form.
@freemo @mrsaturday@shitposter.club @shoshin if you go to McDonald in Quebec you can also order poutine. In fact many restaurants offers it.