Text messaging and email would be entierly limited to dick pics at that point. the good thing is, since you know everything, you only send it to people who actually want them :)
I think you just discovered the one legitimate reason ever to turn on search-safe feature :)
I was making this post with a bunch of famous Dick pics, but I couldn't think of other famous people named Dick, so I decided to search for "celebrity dick".
It was at that point... that I realized... I fucked up. Don't search for that if you're looking for pictures like the ones below. It won't work.