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CLIMATE CHANGE TIP - Use magazines instead of toilet paper + cut t-shirts for cleaning things 

My tip is to literally use newspapers or shiny magazine often you get EVERYWHERE
(magazines being the more luxury feel for gentleman or lady)...

Instead of buying toilet paper this is a climate change solution. GO DO IT - TRY.

Buying this is the 1 absolute test for me - sometimes a bit of an ultimatum for ARE YOU WILLING TO TRY CHANGE?
Otherwise it's kind of obvious and you leave people in their paradox / circular thing / catch-22 statements (even if people are also complicit in supplying it to you)

Plenty of leaves around and they CLEANER THAN YOU THINK.

SO without my own blaming or chastising - IF you didn't try it and care for the planet <3
JUST tear some bit of of magazine or even cut into 10cm lengths... bingo....

magazines, leaves (sometimes it's right there staring you in the face)

2nd options or add-one - cutting t-shirts which are really re-usable

3rd water spray, hose-pipe from toilet bidet

WHATEVER just not the diesel-smoking industry-BURNING lightweight toilet material BEING thermodynamically carried!
(actually I just don't like carrying it back from the shops you can ignore all this lol ! )
Oh money is a bit political too right who you're supporting...

Practically many things are everywhere - people are literally throwing magazines at you right and you probably curse it when they drop it through your door- NO ! USE IT !
Someone took the time to deliver you toilet paper !
Least you could do is wipe your ass and throw it back at them!
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Joke aside don't throw it at them
Start your fire or barbecue with it making sure you don't put sausages on too early!

JUST THINK - the 'political' satisfaction and great irony of re-using TV material !

I start my fire after (the second and third use of material! Next morning when dry not noticeable and anyway gets lit in the chamber....

Even if you don't have a wood burning stove - collected it in an old metal bin or container for your outside camp fire outside!

SMILE after knowing even recycling truck was not needed and sometimes the best justice or only justice is in your OWN HANDS (ok I have used my hands before too but then I need to use soap or hot water so rather the mags and newspaper take the hit on my behalf!)

Works great for me (shiny TV magazines woohoo)
especially with adverts of
- erectile dysfunction
- cannabis products and oils
- trinkets and toys
- gold gifts
- buying an outside shower or swimming pool
- pills and medicaments
- creams and more stuff
- food and pictures
- climate change articles
- prostate solutions
- Robin Williams is dead / oh here is a film I already saw and mork and mindy was awesome. Thanks Robin (and sorry)
- All the channels and repeats of crap (even the good stuff)
- Jackie Chan is even there
- 'new' fake discounts (psychological tools to get you to buy with red / yellow tickets and symbols)
- pharmaceutical cleaning products and shampoos I don't use
- picture of shows
- resprayed people
- celebs I'd forgotten about amd think oh yeah sexy
- momentary sadness for celebs that die and get celebrated as I celebrate them in my own way on my ass and feel slightly tickled at the end
- and yes general listings one has to kind of focus on while the animal instinct to shit comes out and one goes into their own zone momentarily until.... plop!
and of course wipe....

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OP I totally get what you're saying and like it. It's kinda consistently natural and blind spots everywhere. Ultimately just need to do it yourself ,,,,and then make a website about all your learned that beats most people's advice if you can make sense of it !
or just ask yourself what is better than spending / carrying / being used by stuff at expense of planet while accepting we're born into hypocrisies and therefore hard to get out what born into (shakes fist at all the parents) lol

(self-advert - go to my website and search "Toilet paper + Newspaper Replacement")

OR FUCK IT try a magazine next time you make a visit or cut up some t-shirts...
have a squeezy bottle or whatever!!!

@b6hydra

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