Just say "I want this... ", "How do I balance that situation" (if it's really something you've been trying for ages or think nobody close is willing to tell you)
I'll give you 2 things in return
- A short comical version
- An existing page from site better prepared (since many ask the same things usually)
- or a longer more-truthful real version which short cannot cover and you take a hot drink and think about it....