Gnome: We have this Notifications that pop up top center of the screen. How can we use that to the max?

Snap: Don't worry. I start notifying 2 weeks in advance of an update, repeat every day.

Gnome: Nice. Could you increase the notification frequency even further?

Snap: Sure. We already did. We do it for each separate install. And tell our victim to better close their app to avoid disruptions.

Gnome: Hmm, Disruptions. That's a nice find. It will worry them, and show the importance of our UI.