Welcome to Mastodon! It's a laid back place. But here's a few simple rules you must follow:
1. Make an account on every instance and create a unique introduction post for each one.
2. Put a content warning on any post that includes the word "moist".
3. Always use the hashtag #freethewhales. Otherwise, we will assume you are in favor of whale incarceration.
4. When browsing Mastodon, please wear a helmet. Safety first.
5. Tell five of your friends to join. Yes, it's a pyramid scheme.
@lowqualityfacts very good tips! Number two is very important. #freethewhales
@StrangeNoises
CamelCase is not always solution.
Especially when we are talking about good old rules
#whoremembers
@gpowerf @lowqualityfacts actually it should be #FreeTheWhales 😉 but what about #FreeTheWales don't you even care about the Welsh?