Defining a new #ProgrammingLanguage
Step 1: Define a hard to google name.
Seems like the only consonants that still haven't been used to name a programming language are X and Y (at least, a quick search hasn't found them). X# and X++ do exist, though.
And all of them are extremely easy to find.
Maybe the best way to make your language invisible to google is to call it "Language".
@jgg ah yes, that is a good one. Well underway now.. on to step 2 :D
Null characters are funnier. Bonus points if the compiler is written in C.