其实有个心愿，得去汉堡大学（Universität Hamburg）上点暑课啥的，这样就能够在偶尔说起的时候别人问：“啊！你在上麦麦大学啊！”
不用打工，直接无痛成为别人眼里的麦当劳店长和经理。想想就觉得爽呆了。麦当劳每次都说“喜欢您来，喜欢您再来”，我也喜欢麦麦，我们是双向奔赴的感情！！！
@loopthisnight 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死了！为啥就不能是汉堡王大学
Follow
@jackf97 因为麦麦真的有汉堡大学！！Hamburger University
Hamburger University currently has eight campuses worldwide in addition to the main campus in Chicago, Illinois: Tokyo, London, Sydney, Munich, São Paulo, Shanghai, and Moscow.[3]
The Shanghai location is housed in a 28-story building that serves as McDonald's China headquarters. The school takes up 16,846 square feet and is decorated with pictures of McDonald's products and equipment. The school accepts less than 1% of applicants.[10]
1%的录取率我真的，上了可以光麦门耀fedi的程度
@jackf97 等我如果有天去了麦麦的真-麦麦汉堡大学，就怒抽一百人吃麦当劳！
麦门🥺🙏
@loopthisnight 哈哈哈哈哈哈！我的妈