Angel: You want them to rest every night?
God: 8 hours. Completely unconscious and immobile.
Angel: And then they wake up completely refreshed?
God: No.
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God: So you'll have 70-80 years, 100 years on the top end.
Man: So I had best make the most of every minute.
God: And you'll spend about a third of that time unconscious.
Man: Ummm.....
God: (leans in) That's the part you'll look forward to most.
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- and then you lose more sleep with health issues
- and then you lose more sleep having kids
- and then you lose more sleep because of noise
And then Lucifurrr will throw in a cat that with try to smother your face in your sleep because it will think it comfy to sleep on.
