[job listing]
> Benefits:
> [...]
> Modern open-plan office
this is in the wrong list

this is now the "izzy looks for another job" thread

> Desired candidate traits: [...] Friendly personality
this one's right out

> Choice of PC or Mac – use tools you are comfortable with
... neither spark joy, but I guess it's a good start

> To apply for this position please upload your resume using SFTP
I mean it requires experience with Office 365 admin but I might apply anyway because that appeals to me

> Salary expectations for this role?
fuck you, I'll give you the exact average of every comparable role in the area

I hate cover letters I hate cover letters I hate cover letters

we have you surrounded, come out and fill out TPS reports

> Company Benefits:
> - Open plan office means you will be exposed to the experience of the entire team;
at least they're providing an argument for why it's a benefit, I guess. nice of them to warn me.

okay that's today's job application filled out, time to relax until I go out