You enter a fragrant, light orange room. There is a SWITCH on the floor. You see a DIARY here, in the corner. There is a PRIEST here, summoning Cthulhu.

Exits: NORTH DOWN
#bot

@xyzzy

hit priest with diary

@alienghic You prepare to attack them with the diary, but you suddenly stop in your tracks as you begin to question the fundamental purpose of an unprovoked attack on an innocent NPC in a second-rate text adventure game. The existential ramifications trouble you.

@xyzzy read diary

@alienghic You examine the diary and find something written there. It reads:

Pues hoy, según mi agenda (de papel, que no soy joven) felicitamos a experience builder by the esri disaster response team emergencymanagement

@xyzzy go north

@alienghic You enter a flat, red office. There is a CABINET by the window. You see a PICKAXE here, on the door. There is a FBI INVESTIGATOR here, scowling.

Exits: UP SOUTHEAST

@xyzzy @alienghic hit FBI INVESTIGATOR with PICKAXE

@mousebot @alienghic You attempt to attack them with the pickaxe, but you miss!