@gpowerf @hackernews@die-partei.social
<Ancient old man voice> back in mah day, the wealthiest man in town had a truck wit an ashtray in it. Everyone came over to smoke in his truck because it was the fanciest thang since they propped up the post office a few winters back in time for Christmas! Why, thar was such a fuss that we kept wondering if der crops were alit- but was just Banker Bill's bran new Ford. Ye could always tell whar he went by all the smoke in the sky. It coat him though- his ol lady found out he had been showing off to Ms Pennington- an that gal had always been trying to get her hands into rich fellers trousers ever since she got Ill during prom bout after they finished putting up our bell line. Poor thing probably got her casserole recipe wrong over that thing.
@lucifargundam @hackernews@die-partei.social truth be told at one point in my life the fanciest car I had ever been in was my granddad’s fully loaded Silverado. It had dual fuel tanks, radio aerial integrated to the front screen, and cruise control. Wow… the technology!