>> Former coworker been unemployed for 6 months; already lost everything but car, about to lose that too.
<< "You got your Sunday best ready?"
>> I got a collared shirt
<< No interview shirt?
>> Nah, but it looks nice though.
<< Borrow one from fam?
>> They only wear collared shirts. It's ok though.
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Bruh, if you don't even try to nail it- you're nowhere near barely passing. Not in this economy.