Choosing plants over pets _can_ have some upsides. For one, they don't complain about fireworks. Two, they don't complain if you're too rough with them. Three, they're more photogenic than animate creatures.
@lucifargundam I can't keep plants alive
@mushroom_soup not even succulents? There _are_ scales of difficulty.
@lucifargundam I don't actually have any land to plant things on unfortunately
