These days we know better than to buy them...
We know better now, right?
Right....?
I mean, your parents said no-
Your wife said no-
But your wife is not your mom and your parents aren't looking, so....
@lucifargundam @fribbledom I doubt my back would enjoy a water bed these days. My spirit is willing, but my flesh is weak!
@lucifargundam @fribbledom The story of my middle-aged life!
Sounds like you need some more Iron in your blood. Maybe through yourself through a magnetic field.
@lucifargundam @fribbledom My wife said no once, does that count?