@Ted
You need a ball massage

@mur2501 noo

@mur2501 you what now?

@Ted
Ball massage stabilizes mental health and prevents heart attacks

@mur2501 evidence?

@Ted
Research going on, u be the guinea pig

@mur2501 oh no

@Ted
You get free blow job

@mur2501 delet

@Ted
Is prostitution legal in UK?

@mur2501 I believe it is, at least kinda

@Ted
That's nice, when's your birthday?

@mur2501 sometime in September...

@Ted
29th September?

@mur2501 also nope!

@Ted
Give me a number pattern list whose next number should be your Birth date

@mur2501 any numeric pattern whose next item would be my birthday? 39083, 589384, 843984938439483, 839483483989383374374,39393939393393,696969696969696969

@Ted
not any numeric pattern, the next coming number should be mathematically related to the previous number

@Ted @mur2501 I've stared at this for some minutes now and I give up uwu

@isi @mur2501 any set of sequential values, pretty much, can be generated, given a complicated enough formula (: