This is Mur 
Today I did a very generous donation 
Donated blood to 10 starving mosquitos 
@mur2501 otsukaresama
@Tiro
Are you the mosquito representative??
@mur2501 no way. I'm just here to pat your back
@Tiro
Do you have treats?
@mur2501 ate them all
@mur2501 you can have a consolation club sandwich :)
@Tiro
I am a cat
I don't eat sandwich
@mur2501 eat the ham 
@mur2501 take it or leave it *flips table*
@mur2501 
I'll try harder, sorry *puts back table*
@mur2501 kitty god