8-YO: Daddy, come with me. I'm going to show you something really, really exciting, but you have to close your eyes. Don't open them until I tell you.

[She leads me haltingly into the living room.]

8-YO: Okay, open them!

[At first I do not see what I'm supposed to be looking at. Then I notice the TV. It is ... Rick Astley, singing "Never gonna give you up."]