Comedy engineer: Can we do anything with "Racoon Tycoon"?

Internet: That's already the name of a board game.

CE: Basoon Tycoon?

I: Someone on Instagram already got there.

CE: Brigadoon Tycoon? That has to be original, right?

I: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/love-of-brigadoon-inspires-vegas-tycoon-to-leave-fortune-to-scotland-2176161.html

CE: OH COME ON!