Imagine this number were 10 times bigger, then think about how it still wouldn't be anywhere near enough, and then think about how fucking funny this is.
https://techcrunch.com/2023/03/24/twitter-blue-subscriptions-spendings-mobile-users/
@NIH_LLAMAS It's hilarious, especially because the ads I get there when I peek my head in have gone from Ford and AmEx to instructions from a top surgeon about how to entirely empty my bowels every morning.
@ct_bergstrom Last time I took a look I got an ad for... A Babylon Bee subscription service.
Maybe nobody told him that Fox News doesn't actually survive off MyPillow ads, and is only profitable because they extort cable companies into paying sky-high carriage fees or deal with an army of angry seniors asking where that Nice Tucker Boy went.
Which is essentially why I haven't had cable since the 1990s.
