TRUMP LEGAL DREAM TEAM

Michael Cohen 1,2,3,4,7,8
John Eastman 1,2,3,7
Lin Wood 2,7,8
Jenna Ellis 3,4,5,7,8
Jeff Clark 3,6,7
Giuliani 1,2,3,5,6,7,9

1 Raided by FBI
2 Lost law license
3 Indicted
4 Confessed
5 Incident with fart
6 Incident with pants
7 Not paid
8 Testifies against Trump
9 Bankrupt