Ducks:
- can fly
- can swim
- can walk
- looks adorable wihle walking
- fluffy feathers in beautiful colours
- won't get wet
- can chill in the sun all day
- Can tug their head under the wings and are so warm

Humans:
- Can walk... Slooooowly
- Looks fucking disgusting
- all that pink nakedness... Bäh!
- gets wet in light rain
- have to work
- need bed and pillow and blanket to sleep comfy
- looks ugly while sleeping

Ducks are better in every way.