The only people who wish the American prison system on other people are people who have never had themselves or anyone they know involved in the American prison system.
Sorry. I know that's an unpopular take.
Not sorry. You have no fucking idea how awful that system is, or how many innocent people languish in it, or how lucky you are to have so far evaded it.
G"ahead. Hit your pipe. Talk shit. Revel in your confidence they won't come for you tonight.