So, I am wearing a shirt today that I've never worn before. Red, sleeveless. I like it.

I was just in the bathroom straightening out my clothes in front of the full length mirror when I realized how sheer this shirt is.

I'm wearing a bra with llamas on it.

I am a 60 year old woman with a llama bra. And I'm advertising that at my job today! Yay!

I've decided that if anyone points it out, I'm just going to say "Why are you looking at my boobs? I'm an old lady. Weirdo."