How To Know You're On Mastodon:
No matter what you posted about someone will blame Capitalism in the comments.
Or whatever their pet cause is. Always a way to work it in, even if they have to force it.
@billyjoebowers This is the perfect segue for me to explain why 9/11 is a hoax...
Which is the perfect opportunity for me to point out that religion is the cause of everything bad that ever happened...
@billyjoebowers Did I mention that the moon landing is fake which proves the earth is flat?
You don't even need to. We all know why. Fucking liberals.
@billyjoebowers You should put on a coat, you know why, SNOWFLAKES
@RickiTarr @billyjoebowers You guys are fire tonight as the young folk say. I was going to sarcastically say other things but I don't want my instance fedi blocked.
@mike @billyjoebowers I'm definitely getting blocked tonight
