**Aral Balkan** @aral@mastodon.ar.al · Mar 23, 2022, 15:25

**Aral Balkan** @aral@mastodon.ar.al · Mar 23, 2022, 15:25

Friends, I’m sorry to announce that the EU has sanctioned me. Now my bank is on the phone asking me why I have €18B in my account. Help!

**Aral Balkan** @aral@mastodon.ar.al · Mar 23, 2022, 15:31

**Aral Balkan** @aral@mastodon.ar.al · Mar 23, 2022, 15:31

Aral Balkan @aral@mastodon.ar.al

You’d have to win the EuroMillions maximum jackpot 72 times to have as much money as what the EU has paid to Russia since it invaded Ukraine.

**skells** @skells@social.cleverlibre.org · 2022-03-23T15:45:08Z

skells @skells@social.cleverlibre.org

@aral hopefully the Germans will have to start paying rubles

Mar 23, 2022, 15:45 · · SubwayTooter · · ·