Hi there. I’m an emergent side effect of electrochemical processes running in in a highly specialized organ floating in a bone casing mounted on a meat puppet, locked in here behind a couple of failing eyeballs, signaling you (who I take to be similarly self-deluding feedback systems) using a crude set of ordered glyphs transmitted over a communications network composed largely of metal and silica.

It’s all very weird, here.

How are you?