Your new Smart TV walks into the room, sets it's mini rocket launchers at you and comes at you.
It's facial recognition is a little slow but it realises you're it's new owner and it stands before you, threateningly -- although it has lowered it's guns now.
"What do you want to watch?" it demands.
You think for a moment. You'd rather leave, perhaps visit the toilet. "I don't mind."
"That does not satisfy!" The TV is pissed. It raises it's machine guns to your head.
