@aral @zleap I don't *hate* lxde, but it's really inadequate in functionality. Like, if I screenshot, how do I email it, or share on Bonjour/AirDrop/whatever ad-hoc LAN sharing you have? Well, on Mac I can right-click (yes we have right-click), Share, Mail. I'm mainly upset at hidden proxy icons.
On Windows, it must have something like that, if not in the *20* toolbar items.
I got useful menus set up in WindowMaker long ago, and Ubuntu more recently, but both required a lot of hackery.
@zleap @mdhughes Have you tried elementary OS and/or Pop_OS?